Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Snow Cone Machine

So... I ordered a snow cone machine.

I might be jumping to conclusions here, but I think this might just be up there with the best purchases I've ever made, striding high among the Carstache and fabric for the Snorlax beanbag chair.

The uses for a snow cone machine are endless. Especially in a college dorm.

When I go off to school next year, I'd really like to get some kind of reputation. Now given I'm not really prone to heavy drinking, drug use, or getting into serious trouble... I've got to be a bit more creative. So I've decided to be "That Snow Cone Girl." It's going to be a big responsibility keeping up with my snow cone street cred, but I'm willing to go the distance. I want that title. Everyone wants to be cool in college, and I'm going to be one up from that. I'm going to be snow cone cool.

Sure, people may criticize me for spending near fifty bucks on something like this, but to all you haters out there I have just one thing to say. I used a gift card. That's right. It was my birthday last month, and I got an absurdly awesome amount of gift cards to Barnes & Noble. So, I went to the website, and BAM. They sell snow cone machines there. Didn't use a bit of real money for that sweet piece of machine.

Things I could will do with a snow cone machine in college:

Make snow cones.

Host snow cone parties.

Bring snow cones to parties.

Make snow for snowball fights when the weather's being lame and not providing me with actual snow.


In other news... Monty. This is you. <3


  1. i'd come to your snow cone parties any day

    1. Awww, thanks. I bought the syrup today. Cherry and Blue raspberry. Now the machine just has to get here!!