Friday, January 20, 2012

The Toothpaste Scenario

When it comes to mornings, I am not the most attentive person in the world. I space out a lot. Sometimes, when my thoughts are back in dreamland and I'm running through the motions of my everyday routine... I do some pretty stupid stuff.

Like yesterday.

I was listening to my morning salsa jams when I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth.

I probably should have been paying more attention to what I was doing, but I'd had a dream about a bunch of rhinos pretending to be famous authors, and I was trying to remember what they'd said to me. It had to be important.

The moral of the story? There is none. I'm just an idiot.

In other news, I'd like to take a moment to help my friend Darin shamelessly promote his blog.
This one is for you <3
unspoken words to unexpressed thoughts


  1. Wow...that stinks. But it's pretty funny.

    The date stamp - I just bought it at a bookstore. Like a librarian would use to stamp a book. Then get an ink pad with it.


    1. O.O I NEED ONE. I don't know why... but I feel like at one point or another I'm going to need to stamp a date on something, and a date stamp would sure come in handy. /scours internet

    2. ha ha ha!! Well, if you need one you need one. I'm pretty sure Staples or Walmart would have them.