In case you haven't seen my past two attempts at drawing a unicorn on paint... well here you go:
SO NOT OLD.
It really shouldn't bother me this much... but it does. I mean... look at them. They're hideous. If they didn't have horns they'd just look like... I don't even know. I know I've drawn some pretty crappy pictures in the past, but this is just sad.
Anyway, I'm hoping to redeem myself by drawing a somewhat not horrible unicorn. I'll take anyone who cares to follow through my process of bettering my unicorn drawing skill.
STEP ONE: Try again and pray it looks pretty.
MY EYES. THEY BLEED.
STEP TWO: Cry in a corner
STEP THREE: Look at an internet picture of a unicorn and draw on real paper to gain back self confidence.
STEP FOUR: Forget all about your original task of drawing a good unicorn on paint and focus all of your energy on making this hand-drawn unicorn look spectacular because you've already invested a hell of a lot of time in it.
STEP FIVE: Shed tears of happiness.
After drawing this I wondered why I never just scanned my pictures onto the computer to begin with. Then I looked at the clock and realized just how much time I'd just spent on drawing a single unicorn. Mystery solved.