Sunday, May 26, 2013

How to Effectively Destroy Your Ambitions

Step 1: Apply adhesive to body and face. Lay on bed. Stay.

Step 2: Do not change clothing. Ever.

Step 3: When your body requires the release of fluid and the intake of sustenance, remain hunched and squinty-eyed as you venture from your room.

Step 4: Keep all electrical necessities (aka computer, ipod, phone, etc.) plugged in and near said bed.

Step 5: Never open the curtains. Just don't. Sunlight is toxic and unfriendly and gross.

Step 6: Avoid talking to friends, acquaintances, and family members if possible. They will only remind you that ambitions exist and that you do not have them.


  1. You seem depressed. Is everything okay?

    1. Ah, I'm fine! It's just summer and I'm home with little drive to do anything as per usual ^^.

  2. Hmm I should really consider step 6....sometimes my friends can be yappers with nothing good to say!Oooo they need adhesives....for their mouths!! XD