Guess who has a ten page paper to write?
What? You couldn't guess it? Come on... try a little bit harder. Concentrate....
THAT'S RIGHT! I DO.
It's due Wednesday. I have yet to start. Hell, I have yet to finish the book that I'm supposed to be writing about.
I think I'm in denial. No... I KNOW I'm in denial. That's why I'm sitting here, writing a blog post despite the fact that I've horribly neglected it recently. Every time the word "essay" runs through my head, something... weird happens. My entire body shuts down. I teleport three hours into the future without any memory of ever existing in the first place. My stomach desperately craves oreos. This can't be healthy.
Anyway, I promise to post all about my interesting adventures from this past weekend (ROADTRIP FUN) on Wednesday.