Tuesday, November 8, 2011

I don't JUST Over-dramatize...

For some strange reason, I never seem to be able to recall events just as they occurred. My brain can't physically (or metaphysically) wrap itself around the fact that my life is extremely boring. So, endlessly in denial, it sends me into a spiral of over-dramatization that can often get out of hand.

Allow me to demonstrate just how severe these mental hallucinations become:

I don't JUST write college essays...


I STRUGGLE TO CREATE THE SISTINE CHAPEL OF WRITING WHICH WILL BE WORTHY OF DECIDING MY FUTURE WHILE FENDING OFF THE DEMONS OF WRITER'S BLOCK WITH ONLY THE HELP OF A DULL PENCIL.


I don't JUST trip over rocks...


I SLAM MY TOE INTO A CHUNK OF DIAMONDS, BREAK MY FOOT OFF, COLLAPSE IN FRONT OF A FAST-MOVING TRUCK, AND NEARLY PASS OUT.


And I don't JUST over-dramatize...


I OVER-DRAMATIZE ABOUT OVER-DRAMATIZING... ABOUT OVER-DRAMATIZING.



The end.

9 comments:

  1. Omg Danielle you are awesome, wait you aren't just awesome, you are....... (well you see i'm not very creative but it would have been awesome)

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  2. sorry goldfish lover for my lack of response. You see I too have to apply to college and the internet as a whole seems to require a lot of time that we do not have. Instead of simply just wasting a couple of minutes on the internet I can spend days nope years surfing from channel to channel of all the things I like. I feel like I have looked at the water in the background of this post for at least 2 months. WHERE DOES THE TIME GO!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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  3. Ahhh!! Liz was here!!
    Ahh!! today is november 8!!
    Liz was here today!

    HI LIZ [=

    And funny post Danielle. i peed myself [=

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  4. :) this is what happens when I try explaining why I procrastinated my homework!

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  5. KEREN!!!!! hey mon I miss you and I just like to say that tomorrow is my birthday....nuff said......

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  6. I can over dramatize especial when I am sick! Your dramatize sounds painfully funny! Great Post

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  7. I know I'm new but I love it and am the same way.

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  8. ahaha BLOL, so relatable. chuckling like the imbecile i am.

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