Mustaches

Mustaches are strange, mysterious creatures. I find myself repulsed when I see them on some men, but amazed by their wondrous shape and majestic qualities. Can you be disgusted by and in love with something all at the same time? I think so.

This is what I would look like with a mustache:

It's magnificent, isn't it? I mean... damn. That mustache is foxy.

I bring this up because of my other baby. While DeAngelo may have a terminal illness (DeAngelo is my fake biology son), my other baby is my car. His name is Dexter.

You see, Dexter recently grew a mustache. It is a mustache of endless magic and beauty, and I could not be prouder of my gas-guzzling son. Here are some pictures of him:

Dexter doesn't like the snow all too much.

Growing Dexter's mustache was probably the best decision he ever made. Not only does he win the attention of all the lady cars, but he makes people happy. You just can't frown when you look at facial hair that perfectly constructed.

Such a stud. 

Taking requests

Hey everyone.

In an attempt to completely avoid all the work that I really need to get done, I will be taking requests for drawings. It can be anything from a flying dinosaur eating a guitar to a sunset. These drawings will be done in paint, like my other ones, so they will most likely be extremely beautiful and glorious.

Please do not request anything profane or inappropriate. I will be the judge of appropriateness.

Anyway just post in the comments below and I will draw it eventually, most likely putting it up in my next post at the bottom of this one. If nobody posts... then I'll be kind of sad. I feel like I have many more followers now than I could have ever hoped, and the virtual robe customizing business is booming. Now is the time to prove your following ability by giving me things to do! For any of you who have not read my previous post about gang robes, we have them. And they have hidden pockets. And sexy ties. AND TRIDENTS.

Beautiful drawing #1 goes to APRIL!!!!

Picture of April vlogging :D

April wins drawing #2 as well, despite there being no competition for drawings whatsoever!

Because Pottermore hates everybody.

#3 goes to myself... 

IM SO SORRY HOW LATE THIS IS AND THAT I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT I KNEW YOU. 

I have taken out Goldilocks and replaced her with THE MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER.

Due to my failing at actually doing things I need to do... I will no longer be drawing things for people until a later date when I say so.