I'm So Bored I'm Going to Sleep

Sometimes, I'm just so bored that there really is nothing better to do other than sleep. I mean, let me make it clear that boredom doesn't necessarily mean I don't have things to do... but it means I have nothing fun to do.

Recently I've been going to sleep pretty early. As in, 9:00 early. I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm not that tired, I don't drink caffeine so there'd be no reason for me to crash... it's just when I finish my homework there's nothing better to do other than sleep. Well, except for college essays... but yeah. Point made. I do my homework and go right to sleep so that I "won't have time" to write my essays. It's just messed up.

So much attractiveness you're going to explode. 

The weirdest part, though, is that I still somehow fall asleep in math every day.

I don't JUST Over-dramatize...

For some strange reason, I never seem to be able to recall events just as they occurred. My brain can't physically (or metaphysically) wrap itself around the fact that my life is extremely boring. So, endlessly in denial, it sends me into a spiral of over-dramatization that can often get out of hand.

Allow me to demonstrate just how severe these mental hallucinations become:

I don't JUST write college essays...

I STRUGGLE TO CREATE THE SISTINE CHAPEL OF WRITING WHICH WILL BE WORTHY OF DECIDING MY FUTURE WHILE FENDING OFF THE DEMONS OF WRITER'S BLOCK WITH ONLY THE HELP OF A DULL PENCIL.

I don't JUST trip over rocks...

I SLAM MY TOE INTO A CHUNK OF DIAMONDS, BREAK MY FOOT OFF, COLLAPSE IN FRONT OF A FAST-MOVING TRUCK, AND NEARLY PASS OUT.

And I don't JUST over-dramatize...

I OVER-DRAMATIZE ABOUT OVER-DRAMATIZING... ABOUT OVER-DRAMATIZING.

The end.